WHAT AM I EVEN DOING?
Who is RHIANNON? (I'm considering dropping the last name, à la Madonna, Beyoncé, Cher, RIHANNA...because I'm so on the same level, obviously.) I was once a D-List Internet celebrity with a blog - before that word even existed - but now, here I am with a lame Google Sites website. How the mighty have fallen!
Shout out to you cyberstalkers! Check out my Instagram or something.